sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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