Buhtt sex?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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