It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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