I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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