Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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