Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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