Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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