I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I need to sanitize my soul.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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