Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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