Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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