I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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