On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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