How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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