I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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