That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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