They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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