what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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