How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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