if you like me you must not know who I am
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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