you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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