The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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