i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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