Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
