I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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