i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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