I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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