I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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