need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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