Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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