I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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