I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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