Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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