If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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