I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Your tits are I can't wait for
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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