its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am midnight drunk by noon
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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