I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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