I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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