billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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