she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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