what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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