Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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