That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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