Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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