no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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