Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Randomize
