I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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