dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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