real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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