You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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