just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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