I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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