he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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