he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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