Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's rum buckets o'clock
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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