my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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