if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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