He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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