gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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